Keyholders: "If You Think Your Life Is Hard Now, Wait Until You Join This Community And Realize It's All Your Fault"
Fair warning: This isn't for everyone. If you're looking for a quick dopamine hit or the spiritual equivalent of a drive-thru meal, keep scrolling. We're the slow-cooked, marinated-for-days people over here. I'm not going to sell you or convince you to become a keyholder, keyholders already know they want to be keyholders and you just needed a page to sign up.
What the hell is a Keyholder anyway?
Keyholders open doors—not just for themselves, but for everyone they encounter. They're the rare humans who, when faced with life's inevitable shit storms, don't immediately look for someone else to blame or fix it. Instead, they think: "Huh, I wonder what levers I need to pull to change this?"
Does this mean Keyholders have it all figured out? Hell no. But they're committed to the radical idea that taking responsibility for their entire life—even the parts that seem completely out of their control—gives them access to a type of power most people will never taste.
What makes this community different from the 37 others you've joined and abandoned?
We're in it for the long haul. The minimum commitment is 6 months because real change doesn't happen in a weekend workshop or after watching a few TikToks. We don't do emotional ventilation sessions. If you want to complain about how unfair everything is without doing anything about it, there are free Facebook groups for that. We workshop strategies, not problems. "Here's what I'm doing about my situation..." not "Let me tell you about my situation for the 47th time..."
We're a beliefs laboratory. Watch what happens when dozens of self-aware people share the templates and beliefs that actually worked to transform their relationships, businesses, and inner landscapes.
Monthly live sessions with me where I'll re-energize you, drop knowledge bombs, and occasionally tell you things that make you question everything you thought you knew. (Remember that time I taught everyone how to legally exempt their businesses from taxes? Yeah, that happened.)
What you get:
- Access to monthly live lectures and Q+As with yours truly
- Entry to our Discord community where the real magic happens
- Archives of previous coaching and thousands of conversations
- A community that will compassionately drag you into the fire when your soul is begging for transformation
- People who will call out your blind spots before they become sinkholes
Who should NOT join:
- People who want me to be their personal on-call coach (that's a different offering)
- Those who expect me to reply to every message (I'm selective with my energy)
- Anyone looking to be saved rather than learn how to save themselves
- People who can't handle being triggered by truth bombs
- Individuals with unresolved daddy issues (you'll be tested, and I will send you back to do your homework if you fail)
This is a 6 month commitment. Yes, you can pay monthly. But I have exactly zero interest in working with people who want to pop in for a month here and there.
Don't join if you're not willing to be uncomfortable. Don't join if you're expecting me to spoon-feed you enlightenment between Netflix binges. Don't join if you expect me to hold your hand through every little step of the process.
I recently decided to give all my teachings away for free. That means this community is now the primary way I make my living. It's also how I ensure the people I invest my energy in are serious about doing the work.
Join if you're ready to create ripple effects that transform not just your life, but the lives of everyone you touch. Join if you understand that this journey isn't about perfection—it's about becoming so aware of your patterns that you can laugh at them while simultaneously transcending them.
